I want your loving, I want your revenge

via perez hilton

Open scene: Couch time, on a random Sunday evening (read: tonight.) Lovely dark-haired wife with minimal makeup and a sweet laptop from work is listening to Lady Gaga remixes, and comes across the Hercules and Love Affair version of Bad Romance. Husband is working on new blog design, putting up with wife’s obsession with said song. Wife is jamming, husband’s temples visibly throbbing. Cue lights:

Husband: All right, when this remix is over, can we PLEASE call it quits on this song for the day?
Wife: I’m a free bitch, baby.
Husband: That’s fine. Use headphones.

Have I mentioned lately that I luuuuuurve him? :D


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